7/30/09 - 12:51 AM. RETURN OF QUICKIES!
I will smack the black off ya if you don't check out these 4 DOPE ASS NEW QUICKIEZZZ. Sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm in some sort of rut right now. You know how it is or you don't. Whatever. I hope you enjoy these comis.
2/22/09 - 5:10 AM. NEW SERIES LAUNCH!
It's called GOD DAMMIT! It's a comic strip series about a boy who wants to take on The Man Upstairs. It's crazy. NOT FOR KIDS. I've been drawing these and posting 'em on THE BOARD, and now I finally decided to make it official. Welcome to the ETJM family, new comic.
1/29/09 - 3:47 AM. MY FAVORITE LAMP NEW COMIC UP! Well the other day I was cleaning out my car and realized how much I like water. I had like tons of bottles of water in my car. Speaking of my car, I found this Depeche Mode remix CD I haven't listened to in literally years so I didn't listen to it. Well until next time!
11/2/08 - 8:30 PM. THE DVD IS HERE
After literally years, it's finally out. The Erik the Juiceman DVD. What else can I say but GO BUY IT, YA JERK!
10/30/08 - 5:23 PM. DOCE CERVESAS DOCE CERVESAS, a brand-new live action video is up. Go check it the F out. It's written/directed/starring me and my brother Justin. If you want the big full quality version, click here. ERIK THE JUICEMAN WILL BE RETURNING SOON.
8/27/08 - 12:18 AM. A THOUSAND DISAPPOINTMENTS CHAPTER 5 of The Dark Castle Saga updated. Well. I'm moving back to my parents' house, and all I can say is "no comment." With that interesting real-life plot twist in mind, I hope I can write chapter 6 without being mentally bombarded. Or retarded.
8/17/08 - 9:14 PM. WILL SMITH'S HAM STORE NEW MUHFUGGEN COMIC added. I've been sleeping weird hours lately. I keep calling myself an insomniac, but I'm just an idiot that stays up all night. Fun stuff until you realize that people are awake and stores are open during the day time. YOU STAY CLASSY, SAN DIEGO!!
7/15/08 - 3:15 AM. GOOD BURRITO STUPID MOVIE NEW COMIC CHAPTER added. Wow, these cats are really annoying. I have two cats, one about a year old male and the other a little female kitten. Depending on how awake they are, they chase each other a lot. Right now they're running around my room bashing things. Ugh.
7/7/08 - 2:45 PM. SPONGEBOB'S MATERNAL FURY A NEW COMIC CHAPTER has been added. Part 2 of "The Dark Castle Saga." In between the last update and now, a lot of... funny things have happened. One of which is the failure of my PC. Well I finally figured out a way to update, so... Yeah. Here. Take it; it's yours.
6/14/08 - 8:14 PM. SEASON 9 KICKOFF
I'm hiding behind a book I made. FIRST COMIC OF SEASON 9 IS UP! Man I have the biggest freaking headache and it won't go away. Maybe it's because of all the ridiculous notepad HTML crap I've been fixing up for this site. Hey I want a hot dog.
5/14/08 - 2:01 AM. BOOK 5 OUT Erik the Juiceman Comic Collection 5 is out. Go buy it! This book is the first half of Season 8, up to and including the 2 masters saga plus the quickies. Lots of extras. Enjoy! Also, visit my lulu site for the other books.
4/28/08 - 10:28 PM. ALL DONE YOU BASTARDS. The final chapter of The Two Masters saga has been posted. That means Season 8 is complete and over. I feel like celebrating but I don't know how. TV? nah. Beer? eh.. Video games? hmm.. Driving around aimlessly blasting tunes? There we go. I don't care if this goes off the edge of the stupid bubble, I got shit to say, mother fucker.
4/5/08 - 6:01 PM. I'M ALL LOST IN THE SUPERMARKET SCAR PART 10 is up, finished, ready to read, etc. It's the last part of the saga, which is always weird for me. Finishing up stuff. Makes me wanna party! Beer? Sure. Maybe. I should dance around my room to Smiths tunes. Enjoy!
3/1/08 - 2:55 PM. FUCKING FINALLY.
Well after fifty years SCAR PART 9 is up. Go read it and enjoy it. Sorry for the delay, folks. I was busy doing things that aren't my cartoon. I still love you guys anyway.
1/26/08 - 7:36 PM. NEW CARTOON!
GO WATCH TURBO SLURPEE WARRIORS! It's good for you. After all, it's the first cartoon I've made in 352 years. Enjoy or don't. I could go for a 711 taquito right about now.
1/3/08 - 12:36 AM. LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
OKAY! XMAS COMIC STRIP UP! I took too long to finish it because of a bunch of different reasons such as: sleeping too much, drinking too much, not drawing too much, and not making my mind up about the ending. Enjoy!
12/12/07 - 8:18 PM. APE JAZZ HORN
If you re-arrange those letters, you can spell my name. OKAY!! 2 NEW QUICKIES! Enjoy. So yeah, sorry for the lack of updates. Anyway, Scar Part 9 is coming along really well. Look forward to that within a few weeks! I made these quickies to hold you over in tthe mean time.
10/16/07 - 8:42 PM. VICODIN FIT
Okay, first off, SCAR, PART 8 is up! Secondly, a NEW QUICKIE is up! That's like two things in one or something! Right now I don't think I have the brain power to type up something funny for this update. So.. See ya! I'm tired and need 10 naps.
10/08/07 - 1:58 PM. ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN NEW COMIC UP! Go read the shit out of it and look at the pretty pictures. Ugh. I broke my stupid wrist last night and it hurts like a butt. At least it wasn't my right wrist. So looks like I'm still in biznass. Right now I'm waiting on hold to make a stupid appointment to get a cast put on this thing. Well, peace!
9/25/07 - 6:34 PM. HERE'S JOHNNY 2 NEW QUICKIE COMICS for y'all to look at. If I had my own pikachu I would feed it and use it as a power source. I'd make pikachu fueled cars and it would save the world.
9/17/07 - 8:40 AM. I JUST HAAATE MONDAYZZ NEW COMIC!! Don't you hate it when you're hungry and all you got to eat is stupid shit? Like, the other day I was so hungry I ate... like... BREAD.
8/30/07 - 8:52 PM. END AND BEGINNING OF A REVOLUTION NEW COMIC UP!!! Well I've had a weird last few weeks. A few stomach aches, a few long toilet trips. But I'm doing a lot better now. GO READ THAT STUPID COMIC!
8/17/07 - 1:40 AM. BRASS FIST OF IMUS NEEW COMIIIC! I've been on a roll lately. Thank God. I hope you've been enjoying this crazy saga so far. More to come! In other news, I saw a kitten this afternoon.
8/6/07 - 8:35 AM. TROLL PATROL NEW COMIC UP! I am tired. Yesterday I was sick with some damn stomach
thing that made me crap out my insides. I guess that makes you tired or something.
7/27/07 - 10:09 AM. HOLY SHIT!
First of all, NEW COMIC UP FUCKING FINALLY. Second of all, if you didn't
notice already, MY SITE IS ACTUALLY EASY ON THE EYES NOW! Many thanks go out to Jane Chu, who was
the maniac who redid this thing.
5/31/07 - 12:20 AM. NEW ALBUM!
Woo! Okay, I put out a collection of songs I haven't released. It's called Shit I Didn't Want You
To Hear. I'm listening to it now and some of it's pretty bad. But
here it is.
Click that link and read the top post. Download away!
5/25/07 - 1:21 AM. HUNKY DORAY
Yeah sorry again for the lack of updates. Well, here's a quick comic for you to look at!
There's gonna be some cool stuff happening on this site very soon. Sit tight,
you wacky peoples.
5/6/07 - 10:45 AM. REVERSE CLOWN TRANSPLANT
So, yeah. I added 3 "quickie" comics. You can find 'em here. I put them up for
two reasons: #1) To do wacky shit like I used to. #2) To distract you because
I'm lagging ass on the second part of the super serious saga. Enjoy!
4/27/07 - 12:05 AM. I COULD EAT A HORSE THAT ATE A HORSE
Seriously. Oh! NEW COMIC UP! Enjoy. Lately I've been having really weird dreams.
The other night I dreamt that I pissed of Ja Rule. Him and I were at a dinner party and
I confronted him. He said I had balls for confronting him and then we became friends.
3/22/07 - 1:35 AM. REGIS NEW COMIC UP. It's the 3rd installment of "The Two Masters." WARNING: This is probably the goriest comic I've done. Though depending on who you are, it's probably tame as hell. Enjoy!
3/15/07 - 6:58 PM. HORATIO SANZ SERIF new COMIC up. Weeoo. Well, we're nearing the almost end of Comic Season 8. It's been an interesting one so far. The next comic I'll be writing is the 3rd installment of "The 2 Masters."
3/9/07 - 12:46 PM. BWEEEEEEEEEEENNN!! NEW COMIC!!! OH MAN! I got my computer back and everything's fine. Huzzah! Enjoy the new thing.
2/28/07 - 8:22 PM. SHUT UP NEW COMIC STRIP UP! Yep. Another update not from my own computer. Pretty weird. How are you doing? That's cool. Uh huh. Oh wow. No way. Well hey dude I gotta go. Later.
2/23/07 - 12:28 PM. GORSCH JOURNAL NEW COMIC STRIP! This time I'm updating from my mom's house, because my computer is still fucked. Yeah, since I have no computer, I had all this time to draw and I did. Enjoy!
2/19/07 - 1:21 PM. FUCK, PART XVIII NEW CRAWMIC. Recently, my computer fucking died on me. I mean, it shut off in the middle of an "intelligent" AIM conversation I was having with my buddy. Right now my computer's at Best Buy hopefully being repaired. This is the first (and hopefully fucking last) Kinko's web update!
2/10/07 - 5:52 PM. THE RETURN OF ERIK THE JUICEMAN NEW COMIC. Yeah, sorry for the long period of no updates. I've been working on this... thing... That I hope to bring to you guys' attention very soon. Enjoy!
1/15/07 - 10:06 PM. BURNING CRUSADE NEW COMIC. On a brighter note, I'm about to get ready to go to a World of Warcraft expansion pack midnight release! See you laaateerrr...
1/9/07 - 8:15 AM. PRANCE PRANCE REVOLUTION New comic up. Well I just woke up and it's time to get ready for work. Enjoy!
1/3/07 - 2:03 AM. GREEK PAMONI NEW COMIC STRIP! Yeah I just got back from New Jersey last night. I slept like a bastard. It was a fun trip except for the fact that I got in a car accident that resulted in the destruction of a 2007 Chevy Malibu. Well enjoy the strip!
12/29/06 - 4:02 AM. TUB OF LOVIN NEW STRIP OF A COMIC! Crap I better fucking type this update fast cuz I gotta get packing and be at my dad's house in an hour so he can take me to the airport! Enjoy!
12/19/06 - 3:11 AM. JUMPSTICK NEW COMIC STRIP just in time for the holidays! Heres' this year's XMAS comic!
11/29/06 - 1:21 AM. MEGA HURTS NEW COMIC STARP! Oh boy, the more I watch Inuyasha, the more I hate it. Then again, it could just be the dub. There's some majorly annoying character flaws in Kagome and Kikyo and Inuyasha and all those assholes. Maybe that's why I'm sucked in so much. Hmm... Oh well, time for my 4 hours of sleep! I stayed up late updating this site FOR YOU, YOU BASTARDS. Seriously, enjoy.
11/22/06 - 1:26 PM. GREGORIAN MUSKET NEW COMIC STRIP! Sorry there hasn't been a new one in a while. This one kinda sorta explains why.
11.13.06 - 7:50 AM. COMIC COLLECTION #4 Comic Collection 4
Well, folks, here it is. COMIC COLLECTION 4!! Comic collection 4 is Season 7 of ETJM. It's the time where Erik's in the mob, Jamie joins in, Stephen causes more trouble, and other stuff. You can buy it here or Check out my comic book store!
10/31/06 - 11:03 PM. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! NEW COMIC STRIP to help digest all that fucking candy.
10/26/06 - 11:53 PM. URINARY TRACK INFECTION NEW COMIC STRIP. Sit tight, assholes. It's a "serious" one. Siiiiighh...
10/12/06 - 9:27 PM. OOOOOOOOOOH NEW COMIC! Sorry about the lack of updates. Things might be getting a little slower around here because I'm doing some other wacky projects you guys'll see later.
9/22/06 - 1:20 PM. DAN DIDDLE DIDDLE DAN DAN WOO! NEW COMIC STREEP! Right now Fullmetal Alchemist is on. I hear this is a pretty good show, but I keep seeing episodes that are way further in the series than I've seen. Damn shows with long, drawn out plotlines... Wait..
9/12/06 - 8:22 PM. LONDON BALLING NEW COMIC STARP! Yeah I really wanna try to get back on a weekly update schedule with these things. This comic is a lot shorter than the one I put out, plus it was fun to write so I just went ahead and did it.
9/9/06 - 11:10 AM. ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE NEW COMIC STRIP!! It's a big one, too. 12 whole pages. Not like "pages" matter on this site. But yeah, long download, please be patient. In other news some asshole's car alarm went off at 7:30 in the morning and woke me up. I haven't been able to go back to sleep since. Well I'm about to try again.
8/27/06 - 2:14 PM. SPIDER POX New Comic Strip! A whole hell of a lot of stuff has been going down here at juiceman.com. I haven't really talked about it much on the main page, but the forum has recently been hacked to nothingness. Needless to say, whoever did it is a big jerk head. I'll keep people posted about the repairing process. PEACE.
8/22/06 - 10:11 PM. STEP TO THESE The thrilling conclusion to "A series of events." Wow what a bone chilling tale of pure wacky. Oh Naruto if you say "believe it" one more time I'm gonna strangle every single person that works on your English dub script.
8/18/06 - 12:09 AM. PEE WEE RULES NEW COMIC. Wow, sometimes things randomly blow my mind like a month late. The other day I freaked out realizing I finally finished The Mike Saga. Shit usually doesn't hit me right away. Earlier today I thought, "Holy shit, I'm on SEASON 8 of the mother fucking comics!" As of now, I have 10 seasons of Erik the Juiceman planned. What a fun ride this is.
8/12/06 - 10:43 AM. BOOK 3 Erik the Juiceman Comic Collection 3 is finally released! In this book are all the comic strips from Seasons 5 and 6. I've always loved those two seasons, because that's when things get really awesome. The Elvis Saga, the Darminius & Lopar saga, and Awakened Memories are some of the many crazy things that happen in this book.
As always, I shoved a ton of extras into this book. There are sketches, failed comic strips, ms paint drawings, storyboards, Q&A, fan art, and "4th grade theater" where I showcase some comic that I drew in 4th grade.
Oh, and by the way, here's an example of the remastering process that goes on with these strips. On the left is the original, unfixed image. On the right is the prettied up version that appears in the book:
8/7/06 - 5:57 PM. SOME POSTER AT WORK NEW CAWLMICK! Yeah I finished that sucker last night, but I was too lazy to upload it until now. Sorry. Enjoy!
7/28.06 - 8:46 PM. NEVERMIND
I guess that's as long as I can take not drawing shit. Hiatus = over. Here's the FIRST COMIC OF SEASON 8! Enjoy the fuck out of it. Things are still pretty busy, but I'll try my best to update at least every other week. Peace!
7/23/06 - 7:28 PM. JUJYFRUITS [hiatus]
That's the name of some weird candy I saw today. Anyway, It's hiatus time. I'm taking a break from this series for a little bit. Who knows when I'll update next. It could be anywhere from this week to a month or so. The reason is: I feel like I just finished up a BIG arc of Juiceman story and I don't wanna leap into the next bit until I know what's gonna go on. I have an idea for the Season 8 opener, but it's all a matter of me sitting and doing it. And lately I haven't felt up to it.
I recently moved into a new apartment with my long time buddy Anthony, and it's been a blast so far. A big thing happened last week: I started my new job. It's been fucking hard as hell and when I get home, I feel absolutely drained. It's gonna take some time for me to snap out of that feeling. I have tons of ideas brewing in my head, ranging from another anime parody, a 'whatever the fuck i want' animation, a new book, etc...
I'm just really really tired right now and I need to let some ideas fester in my head to the point where they burst out. Right now I'm a little on the low side.
I'll see you in a bit.
-john
7/11/06 - 2:55 PM. FUN FUN FUN
This is some sort of miracle. NEW COMIC STRIP! It's the last one of Season 7. Yeah, please don't get used to me updating so many comics in one week. I've just had A LOT of free time. This one was incredibly fun to write.
7/8/06 - 2:38 PM. WHOA
Some miraculous miracle occurred and I busted out the conclusion to "The First Test"! This is one of those rare times when I release a comic like 3 days after I released another one, so if you haven't read that one, go read it fool. PEACE!
7/5/06 - 104 BL'GLOCK. BONEUR
I'm typing this update waaay before I'm actually gonna post it. So here's a NEW COMIC for all y'all to read. Man what a week. Me and my best buddy Anthony moved in to a place. It's rad. I'll take pictures. But yeah. As of right now [this sentence] my computer is set up, but I have no internet access. The Comcast guy is here right now fixing that. That old bastid.
6/21/06 - 2:03 PM. FRANKLY MR SHANKLY New comic strip up. OOOOOH boy. So I just finished all my school shit. Classes, graduation, everything, done. I hope I get more time to write comics. I REFUSE to take all damn summer to write this saga like I did with "Awakened Memories" last year. LAST YEAR?!??!? Jesus Christ, I wrote that a YEAR ago???? Ahhhh my time!!!! WHERE IS IT?!?!? GIVE IT BACCCKKK!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!
6/6/06 - 1:02 PM. HAIL SANTA NEW COMIC STRIP UP!! Well, back to school. Hopefully these are my last two weeks!
5/24/06 - 2:00 PM. K, ENOUGH OF THAT.
In case you missed it, for a little while, the background of this site was this. I'm just writing to say that school is heating up like crazy again, and there might be a lack of updates for a bit. Go to the message board and I'm sure there'll be some "entertainment."
5/24/06 - 12:05 PM. BOREDd
Don't be alarmed by the awesome background. I did it myself. The image is from the owner of YTMND spamming his own IRC chat.
5/22/06 - Early O'Clock. AYO WAS UEPF
Here I go. New comic strip. And it's the kickoff chapter of a new saga called "The First Test." Enjoyyyyyy.
5/16/06 - 11:41 AM. THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOOK DEEP IN YOUR EYES
Well, boys, 2 new comic strips up for some viewing pleasure. I hope you thoroughly enjoy them. Someone should try spraying cologne up their ass and see how it smells when they fart.
5/9/06 - 1:11 AM. AND... BACK TO WORK. NEW COMICS TRIP UP! I hope yous enjoy it. Yeah, I hope to get back on my weekly comic strip update schedule and just relax for a bit. We'll see how I feel and how this holds up. Peace!
5/1/06 - 9:46 PM. DONE. The Mike Saga Episode 8 is now ready to watch. Go for it. Watch and watch and watch! 4 years ago, I never thought I'd actually type this update. And years from now I'll remember typing it. Too much pressure to say something meaningful. Don't worry, I'll probably pour my gay heart out at the message board!
4/25/06 - 9:17 PM. FULL OF GARBASH
K, new comic strip up. It ain't very long, but at least it's an update. Been trucking on Episode 8. Welp. Later!
4/18/06 - 1:10 AM. GET BACK FROM THE BANK! HURRY!
Well, first of all, 3 new comic strips are up. I have to go back to the old-school "1 page/12 panel" format for a while since I'm busy with animating Mike Episode 8. Speaking of animations, Easter Song got front page on Newgrounds. Last time I checked it was still up there. So yeah, that's a whole week's worth of exposure! It's been an "interesting" ride so far. The reviews have been mainly positive, aside from every other person not understanding the "Jesus" joke. Welp. Later!
4/11/06 - 7:12 PM. EASTER SHORT!!
Go watch EASTER SONG! It's a short cartoon I just busted out right in time for Easter! I'm tired.
4/4/06 - 12:31 AM. FULL METAL CLOWNCHEMIST
Hiatus = ovar. Hopefully I can get back to my weekly comic strip update schedule. Oh! NEW ONE UP! Usually I say that within the first two sentences of the update. Well enjoy that comic, because I like it a lot. Almost as much as that turkey melt I ate this afternoon.
3/28/06 - 6:35 PM. FUN FUN FUN IN THE (lack of a) SUN!
A NEW VIDEO CALLED "LOOKING FOR CLUES" IS UP! Go watch it and stuff. Right now I'm in the middle of my spring break. I've been sitting around resting my head. Here and there I've been doing some Juiceman stuff. I've written 2 pages of 1 comic strip, 1 page of another, and re-storyboarded Jane's animation scene. It's been fun. I got 2 of my grades back, too. B- in CMPS180 (Databases) and C in Psychology. I'm waiting on my film grade though. Oh well. See you soon with some more crap to update!
3/22/06 - 1:46 PM. ANOTHER BREAK
Yep. The reason there hasn't been any new content for a few weeks is because I've been taking finals and finishing projects and stuff like that. I just finished my last final about 5 minutes ago. So I have off from now until the monday after next. That means I probably won't get around to writing any new comic strips.
I'll be around on the forums for some quick entertainment though! PEACE OUT!
3/20/06 - 1:21 AM. SEND ME AN ANGEL
RIGHT!! FUCKING!! NOW!!!!!! Okay, I made some additions and subtractions to the Links page.
3/19/06 - 1:49 PM. HACKERS S MY D
Recently, hackers by the names of Bela and SecretlyX have hacked my forum. They've hacked a shitload of other forums too.
I recently fixed it so only moderators (me) can see the hack. That means, you guys can access the forum with no problem. I also created a new handle for myself so I can browse/post easily. However, when I log on to my administrator handle, I still see all the damage. It sucks. Bad. But for now it's all good.
A LETTER TO THESE HACKERS.
Hey baby. Why don't you and I get together some time? We could have a hacker party and get real fuxor'd. lol!11!1!1 omgrotflwtf. F4ck you 3ssholes.
3/8/06 - 11:27 PM. SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO
Okay, go check out the Erik the Juiceman Cartoons again. I've updated every single one of them so now they have great sound quality. They may take a bit longer to load.. but.. Fuck it. Dial-up is dead. There. I said it. ENJOY!
3/8/06 - 1:04 AM. WHAT'S WITH THE ACORNS? NEW COMIC STRIP YOU FOOLS!!
3/1/06 - 1:47 AM. FURINKAN METAL CHOIR
Another NEW COMIC STRIP. Make sure to read yesterday's comic, too!
2/28/06 - 6:05 PM. MAYOR QUIMBY'S PHANTOM RIOT
Welp. Rough week so far, but I managed to bust out a NEW COMIC STRIP for you. I'm thirsty and tired. It's weird that I'm tired because I got like a trillion hours of sleep last night. Hmm.. Maybe it's because I kept getting woken up by thunder. Stupid sky.
2/27/06 - 2:06 PM. FANTASY ME
Before you watch, I'll give you some background. Jane started a thread in the message board called "what would i look like as a fantasy character?" She drew herself. Audrey drew herself. People drew themselves. And now.... FANTASY ME.
2/21/06 - 2:54 AM. SWEET SEXY LIES
Okie dokie. Here's a... wait a minute. Did I just start this shit by saying "okie dokie?" Crap, what has my mind become? I apologize for that. You know, it's funny. I could easily go back and just erase that sentence. And all the ones following it that explain it, including this one. Actually, that last one was a sentence fragment. NEW COMIC STRIP UP!
2/7/06 - 10:46 PM. Ahhh, WHAM BAM, THANK YOU JESUS! New comic strip up. There are some firetrucks parked right outside my window. I'm gonna go see what they're up to.
2/1/06 - 8:32 PM. THOR!
Finally I finished a new comic strip for y'all t' read. Woo! I actually feel like starting the next one very soonish. But we'll see. I do have a lot of school work to do... Oh yeah, and if you haven't already, check out COMIC STRIP COLLECTION 2 available for purchase! These books are SWEET.
1/29/06 - 9:17 PM. COMIC COLLECTION 2
Okay, folks. I finished putting together Erik the Juiceman: Collection 2! This is a big book published by the good people at lulu.com. If you haven't already, check out my COMIC BOOK STORE! Jam, suckah.
1/16/06 - 8:55 PM. BABY FOOD BINGE
Just added a NEW COMIC for yo mothafuckin asses. Uh oh. Enjoy!!
1/13/06 - 7:12 PM. ANOTHER CHUNK OF SUTIPD
Go check out the VIDEO SECTION and you'll see that I added "Handyman: The Lost Episode." This was filmed after "Least Attractive Male" but before "Handyman 3." This was the only Handyman movie filmed outside of New Jersey. Note: It's not a finished episode.
1/12/06 - 12:28 PM. HANDYMAN IV
I just added The Handyman, Episode 4!! This one is fucking long. I split it into 2 parts. Make sure ya watch it in order. PEACE!
1/1/06 - 2:56 PM. HOOLA HOOP
Sorry this took so long. But here is a new Christmas comic strip adventure! YEEEEAAH BOYYEEEEE!!! FLAVOR FLAAAV!!!!!
12/28/05 - 3:15 AM. NEW VIDEO SECTION!
At last I've discovered yet another way to keep you crazy people entertained! VIDEOS!!!! Some videos are older. Some are more recent. Either way they're pretty fun. Just go check the new section out, ho! Speaking of ho, I actually DID write about 4 pages of an Erik the Juiceman Christmas comic special. Why isn't it up? Shut up. That's why. But seriously, it should be up within the week.
12/6/05 - 2:28 PM. JUICEMAN ON HOLIDAY HIATUS
Right now it's Tuesday 12/6 and I'm in the middle of... uggh... Finals week. I got my red bull by my side and I'm ready to deliver some fatal blows to these stupid classes I'm taking.
Anyway, Erik the Juiceman is officially on hiatus for the time being. I need a break BADLY. If you've been a long-time viewer of this site, you'll notice that I do these things once in a while. The comic strips will most likely resume early January. If not, then earlier. I've got a lot of stuff I need to take care of in the real world. School, work, Christmas shopping, Warcraft, etc. You'll find me in Silvermoon. My handle is 'Bobafatt.' I'm currently a level 25 Night Elf Hunter.
But seriously, I'm going to need time off for a few reasons. 1) I need more material for comic strips. Time off = brainstorms. 2) I want to maybe pick up on Mike Episode 8 again. The animation itself needs some re-thinking in a few areas. It would be fantastic if I could somehow manage to get back on track. 3) I need to fuckin' relax. And sleep.
To summarize, I'm taking a break. BUT! Here's a list of upcoming Juiceman / Juiceman-related projects:
•Mike Saga Episode 8 (I swear I'll eventually get to this!)
•Erik the Juiceman Comic Collection #2 (seasons 3 and 4).
•An Erik the Juiceman GAME! (either side-scrolling fighter or RPG)
•I'm going to be doing weekly comic strips for Kenny's upcoming site, "Not Tired." I've already drawn a bunch!
•THE REST OF SEASON 7 ETJM COMICS! Including: "The First Test" and many other zany adventures!
I'll see you soon. Knowing me, I'll probably throw some crap up here during the Holiday break. Peace, I'm oudda heea!
12/4/05 - 9:06 PM. MY CAR IS A FUCKING MESS
Hey guys. It's finals week for me. But I managed to ADD A NEW COMIC just before the goin' gets tough. Enjoy!
12/1/05 - 7:01 AM. GOIN' BACK TO DARNASSUS NEW COMIC STRIP up. WARNING:
This is a very long comic, thus it is a very long load. I suggest getting some triscuits while it loads. I sat through both Adult Swim runs. Now Ed Edd & Eddy is on... AHAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! Enjoy.
11/16/05 - 1:12 PM. RETURN OF A HERO
Ah, multiple meanings. Check it. NEW COMIC STRIP for y'all to read. It features a character that I've wanted to bring back for years. Years.. Wow, this cartoon is OLD.
In other fantastic news, yesterday, Bullseyeart resurfaced as MAGIC BUTTER. This is the best flash in history. This is what flash SHOULD be like. Porkchops, Internet the Animated Series, The Woodcutter, and many other pieces of genius inspired the beginning of Juiceland. Go there NOW. It's a paysite now. But it's only like $5 for a month. Try it out. If you don't like it, then FUCK YOU.
11/9/05 - 1:32 PM. OH MY GAA!
Alright. NEW COMIC STRIP UP. I think it's official. Yeah. A few things are official now. Almost. But anyway, 1) I think I've grown tired of limiting Juiceman strips to 1 page (12 panels) each. I might do 1-pagers every now and then, but recently I've been enjoying doing longer shits. Also, I'm thinking about DITCHING the 'notebook paper' look. WELP. Enjoy!
11/4/05 - 2:59 AM. WHEN THE GOING GETS STUPID
Here's a new comic strip.
10/26/05 - 2:42 AM. I KEEP SHITTING OUT CONTENT
And now... the cartoon you've ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.... ERIK THE FANDANGO 3: Revenge of Tommy. Go watch it motherfuckers.
10/24/05 - 1:24 AM. JEFFERSON AIRPLANE Mafia Part 5 is now UP! Woo. It's a long one, too. Sorry if it takes 4eva to loads. Only one more chapter in the Mafia Arc. I really want to write most of it tomorrow because the rest of the week I'm gonna be busy as a mothertrucker with school crap.
10/14/05 - 6:10 AM. OH MY GOD.
Ugh. I haven't gone to sleep yet. Well, PART 4 of the mafia thing is up. GO checkei twe4 usfs mvdsdfgmz sdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10/11/05 - 1:03 PM. SO SORRY
Okay, okay, finally. NEW INSTALLMENT of the Mafia Story. I cannot believe it's been a whole fucking month since the last comic... I'm sorry guys. Well, ENJOY!
10/6/05 - 1:45 PM. NEW CARTOONIO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!! I wrote a random comic strip and my friend Brandon aksed if he could aminate it! So I said, "Yeah bitch I need some new content. HOOK ME UP!!" So go check it out. It's rockin.
9/22/05 - 9:32 AM. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YTMND
I keep finding these great websites and I just GOTS to add em to my LINKS page. I added YTMND and Wikipedia. Go check them out.
In other news, Chris (long time juicefan and hurricane survivor) is alive and well. Praise be to Buddha.
I just moved back to Santa Cruz for another year of school (torture). I'm hoping that this means more updates. I plan on working on Part 3 of "The Mafia Saga" tonight. Hopefully pulling one of my famous "all night drawing sessions." Ahhh it's good to be back.
In other OTHER news, I've been doing a FAN ART CONTEST on the message board. Just go to "Anything Goes" and find the thread.
9/5/05 - GUADALUPE ES MI AMOR Mafia Story Part 2 was just added!!! WOOOHA! And if you didn't check out the update below, do it. It's got some info on how to donate your shit to the survivors of that gay hurricane.
9/1/05 - SHITTY HURRICANE
A few dudes I know that live in the south recently had their shit ruined by some fuckin' hurricane. I figure I should do my part and post some links where you can help out.
•Donate for Items
•Donate for Moneys
•Donate for Animals
Best of luck to you people down there. I hope all the help in the world comes to you ultra soon.
8/26/05 - BULL$$$HIT
A few things, actually. I fixed up the links page. I took down dickcream.com cause the dude stopped making loops. I added shit like Howard Stern, CNN, and other crap. Ugh, I want some Jack in the Box. I hope to marathon-animate today. ALSO, I added a JOHN'S MOVIE REVIEWS section to the Message Board. I'll be doing this whenever I'm bored. I got a lot to say about movies that nobody would ever want to read.
Also, people have been asking about the "Fan Stuff" section. I took it down about 3 months ago, because I felt like it. It won't be making a return. Ever. In its place, I will eventually want to host some of the better pieces of fan art that I've recieved. Like stuff from D, Audrey, and Casey. Yeah, sorry to the contributors, but the "Fan Stuff" section, formerly "Legend of the John" just sorta grew into some weird uncomfortable thing for me. Although I really like Fred and Janet's writings! So yeah. R.I.H. Fan shit.
8/17/05 - SEASON 7
Wow, I've drawn a lot of these fucking things. NEW COMIC STRIP SEASON starts now! Go "enjoy" it. Ugh. I'm sick.
8/8/05 - FUCKING FINALLY!! The Last Awakened Memories is up. Sorry for the delay. I was lazy and tired and had shit to do. Time for a break. Peace!
7/16/05 - STATUS
I added the status thing for episode 8. Just scroll up. Yeah I started animating today. I really don't know what my pacing's gonna be like on this one, because I'm pretty busy. Either way I'll let you know how it's coming along.
7/14/05 - BURGER ATTACK
First of all, Awakened Memories 7 is up. That was another hard one to write. Hopefully it turned out okay. Read away.
7/4/05 - 4TH OF GONDROS
Hey guys, I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Here's why. First of all, I've started work on a COMIC BOOK that you'll be able to buy. It'll be called "Erik the Juiceman Collection 1" and it'll include the first two seasons of comic strips.
Awakened Memories Part 6 is being written and drawn and I hope to have it done within the next 2 days. The reason it's taken so long to write is because I've been having some crappy writer's block that I'm just now getting over. Awakened Memories is going to be 8 parts long. After that, I hope to start animating Mike Episode 8 and writing a new comic strips saga about Erik in the mob. Oh well, stay tuned.
6/27/05 - GUHHHH.. Part 5 of Awakened Memories has been uploaded. It's a long one, so grab your popcorn and shit. ENJOY!
6/20/05 - MAIN
Uploaded PART 4 of the "awakened memories" story. This shit is intense!
6/13/05 - MR. FARGAS TAUGHT ME TO DANCE
Get your fargin' ass over to The Comics Section because I just added PART 3 of "Awakened Memories." This saga is taking 2X longer to write than other sagas. For one, a lot of the drawings require a lot more attention. Another thing is, I actually write the story as I draw it and it takes a lot more concentration to come up with a serious plotline. Anyway, enjoy!
6/7/05 - MAN OH MAON
Some dark shit up in yo face. Read the next installment of "Awakened Memories." I busted that out tonight. Well, I better get to sleep. I got an all-day studyathon tomorrow. And then I take my FINAL FINAL. Man I look forward to getting out of this place. Later!
6/6/05 - HERE GOES..
Okay, I added a new comic strip. This one's different than all the others. It's serious. I've been wanting to do this story for years, but I either haven't had the balls or wasn't completely sure about how to write it. Read it and enjoy.
It's part 1 of a new saga called "Awakened Memories." Another thing I want to do with this saga is do an open discussion on the Message Board. In other words, if you have any questions about what the hell's going on, I'll try to answer it without giving anything away. This is my first serious-comic attempt. Enjoy! I'll try to finish part 2 by next Sunday if I'm not drunk.
5/31/05 - PEANUT.
I just added a NEW COMIC STRIP. It's a long one. You know, I'm actually thinking about ditching my traditional 1-page 12-panel comic style. Lately I've been wanting to take my characters on crazy adventures. This comic is an example.
I'm about to start a new comic strip saga some time next week. It's going to go into sort of a dark, serious side of juiceman. And it'll answer questions that people have been wondering about. I hope it turns out alright. Well this may be my last update before finals are over, so wish me luck. Or wish me bad luck if you're a jerkis.
Update within an update: Also, Audrey Re-did her site! It's all pimped out and shit, so go check it out!
5/23/05 - AW#@%R *)#WF(*W UPDATE WITHIN AN UPDATE: Today I drew another new comic strip. That makes a total of 3. So yeah. read on.
2 new comic strips to read! I actually drew these both on an airplane to New Jersey last Tuesday. I may or may not add another one tonight if I draw one in class today or something. I was in NJ all last week spending time with Audrey and the gang and I just got back last night. I've been having brainstorms for Fandango 3 lately and I'm not sure whether to do that or go into a new comic strip saga. Ah I'll figure it out. School's becoming hellish. I've got 3 weeks left (including finals). Hopefully that goes well.
Mike Episode 8's production will most likely start early summer after I'm done school and I'm getting used to work. Here we go again. Later.
5/9/05 - THE GARFUNKEL BAND
Here's 2 NEW COMICS! Enjoy those shits. I just watched Billy Madison twice! Later
5/2/05 - YEAH
Yesterday I found out that my friend and ex-roommate Evan Kuhn died in a car accident back in February. Click here for a 'dedication' page that I put together. It'll have a perminant home under the buddies section of the 'links' page.
As for comic strip news, I've been working on the 200th comic strip special. I'll try my best to have it up as soon as I can.
4/24/05 - LARRY THE CABLE GUY
Well I finally finished a NEW COMIC for you fools to read. IT'S A BIG FILE cause it's the longest comic I've ever written. I hope it's funnier than the standup comedy I'm watching now. Later!
4/4/05 - ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST DONE
Hey muddafukkas. I added the "percent complete" thing up at the top. I added it just now because it's a number that isn't quite as embarrassing as it was, say, a month ago. I've been animating at a rate of 3% a night, which doesn't sound like much but it really is. This episode is freaking long. Look forward to a release either next week or the week after.
3/21/05 - DRILL BIT TO THE HEAD
Hey folks. New comic is up. I apologize in advance for the cover. At that point, I was tired, couldn't think of an idea, and didn't feel like drawing it. So I think from now on I'm just gonna fuck around for comic covers and draw something that has NOTHING to do with what happens. We'll see. Oh, I've been animating episode 7. I passed the halfway point the other night and I'm gonna truck all this week on it. Well, enjoy some shit. Later
3/14/05 - Energy=(Middlefinger*Canofbeer)^2
Hey. KENNY UPDATED HIS DAMN SITE WITH A COMIC! I know this has nothing to do with juiceman or this site, but still. I got some news. I finished the first draft of the fight scene in Mike Episode 7. Yeah. Later!
3/4/05 - SCTV AWARDS
My buddy Frank helped me submit The Mike Saga (episodes 1-6) to Santa Cruz TV. Tonight they held a fancy awards ceremony. Turns out (somehow) juiceman won "Best Original Show / Animation." It was also nominated for "Best Technical Production" and "Best in Show." A huge honor, and I'm surprised as hell.
Picture of the award. I'm honking the trophy's titty.
Another view of the award thing.
Me dressed like a douche.
Overall, it was a pretty fun thing. They had some comedy troupes there. My only complaint is that they showed the SHITTIEST clips of the cartoon. It was pretty embarrassing. Oh well.
I've been animating Mike 7 like crazy. Expect a "status" bar by the end of next week.
3/2/05 - AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Boy am I in a weird mood. Oh. NEW COMIC!! I've been
so busy ANIMATING MIKE 7 and programming that my brain is fried. These next
few weeks are gonna be nuts. So the next chapter will probably be up next week. Enjoy!
2/23/05 - TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
Damn, today was a hard fucking day. Here's a comic for you all to read and enjoy or not. Now I have to start animating the Mike/Satan fight scene. One way or another I have to finish it by March 15. Wish me luck! Man, I'm more worried about my fuckin' stupid program I gotta somehow finish by Friday. We'll see what happens.
2/22/05 - WAVE OF BULLSHIT
Okay, here:•NEW COMIC!
•3 NEW SONGS!!
In other news, I just got my final project in CMPS161 approved! And that final project is... The fight scene for Mike Episode 7. It's fucking due March 15. Seriously, I'm gonna have to start working full-time on this sucker. Just like summer time but with a gun pointed to my head. A happy motivational gun. The best kind of gun there is.
2/17/05 - YOU GONNA GET SMACKED! 2 NEW COMIC STRIPS for your reading pllleeaaasssuurre..
2/17/05 - I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANNA DO I DON'T WANNA SLEEP I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU
Well so far today I added a whole shitload of good links and took down a few, such as the bebop movie site, the akira site (which is gone), and the spark (cause they're fucking sellouts and took down all their funny shit.) It's okay cause I plan on selling out and taking down all my funny shit later next week.
2/15/05 - CONGLOMO
Jesus it's 4:48 AM right now. Another one of those COMIC STRIPS just got added. Wanna hear a new song? Click HERE! What else was I gonna say... Oh! I moved the
"Image of the Moment" to the "intro page." I think that makes shit more neater.
I'm so tired. Goodnight. Good morning.
2/11/05 - WAR AND FLAKSOS New COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. In case you haven't noticed,
when you type in www.erikthejuiceman.com you'll see a big image that says JAY STINKS.
Well that's because there's been a war going on for a WHOLE DAY. This war started when I made fun of his stupid away message. Then he made fun of MY stupid away messages. So I destroyed him by letting you all know that he stinks. But he doesn't really stink, it's just a war. No hard feelings in gruesome battle.
2/9/05 - ALFIE AND GOO Newww commmiiiccc. I'd say the pace of comic strip
releases this quarter has been a lot slower than in the fall. Why? Cause I'm actually spending a fairly decent amount of time animating and working on the animation. In other news, threebrain is almost done Fling Fling Episode 3! I've been waiting for this one for so damn long...
2/1/05 - NEWCASTLE New comic strip up. Man, I can't believe it's February already. Fucking shit, it was September like yesterday. I'd have to say that I kinda dislike February. Well it's not that I really hate any month, but it's just kinda blah. Valentine's
Day never really did much for me. Anyway. Enough of the depresso garbage. I did some pretty good flash work today for Mike Episode 7. I'll write about it in the journal thing later. PEACE.
1/31/05 - YOSHI ISLAND
Okay, here's A NEW COMIC STRIP! Go read the madness... WOOOO!!! Anyway, for progress updates on Mike Episode 7, go to The Message Board and read "The Animation Journal."
1/31/05 - NEW (old) CARTOON
Well guys, Valentine's Day Short is up. I finally got the guts to add it to this web site. The art is really old (because I animated it a while ago.) Anyway, it's kind of cheesy and I might end up taking it down from the site. Well, enjoy while you can!
1/27/05 - MIKE EPISODE 7 UPDATES
Hey folks. Just so you know, I've been animating for the past couple days. This time I decided against putting a "percentage done" thing up there for a while. HOWEVER, CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT THE PROGRESS! Just go to "Animation Journal" and read about my troubles and see some screen shots. Until next time!
1/25/05 - CHILI PEPPERS ARE KICKING MY ASS
Well, CLICK HERE to see the ORIGINAL storyboards for
"The Bastard." I wrote this like 2 years ago, so there's your warning. So, I actually started doing some major animation today for The Mike Saga Episode VII - Satan V.S. Mike. I've got horrible gas right now. But anyway.. I've decided against
putting up a 'percentage done' thing for a while. Just know I AM working on it, and IT WILL be up eventually. I'll keep you entertained with comic strips and stuff in the mean time. I got drunk at the campus bar today. They had this sausage sandwich and I swear it was one of the most awful things I've eaten in my life. It was like the campus bar took a shit on the concept of the Italian sausage sandwich and handed it to me. MAN... So if you're at Joe's at UCSC do NOT get the sausage sandwich or I will seriously kick you in the back of the skull. Later!
1/24/05 - BLOOODDDD
It's like 4 AM right now... The Finale of The Jailhouse Rock Saga has just been posted. That's also the end of Season 5! Also... I'm gonna start animating soon!!
1/19/05 - I AM INSANE.
Okay. New Chapter of Jailhouse is up. Man I'm not even kidding. That was the hardest comic I've ever drawn. I started drawing yesterday at 4 PM, stopped 2 AM, went to sleep, started drawing at 12 PM, finished everything just now (2:49 AM). I like this one. I also got some much needed help from Antoine Locos on the writing. ENJOY!
1/14/05 - TIENES BOBOS AQUI?
Siiii!! New chapter of the Jailhouse Rock Saga!!! Go read it.
That's All I gotta say. It's break time for me.
1/13/05 - THE HAMMER COMES CRASHING DOWN
Another 1/13/05 update. That's just because I was up till 2:30 working on last night's comic. Here's a new comic! It's not Juiceman, but it's a "special" comic. I'm gonna start doing these from now on, but only once and a while. After all, this is juiceman.com. Anyway, I'm taking a break from drawing for a few days. I vow to finish the Elvis saga next week. Then comic season 6 begins! WAHHA!! Back to being a homo. Later.
1/13/05 - THOSE FUCKING BUNNIES
Okay, here's Part 6 of "The Jailhouse Rock Saga." My Lordy Lord, I almost didn't do that one tonight. Here's the story. All damn day I've been sitting and programming some stupid shit. When I got back it was maybe 8 or so. Then I went and got dinner. Then I sat around for a bit to relax my nerves. SOOOO... I picked up my pens and paper and started drawing. And I kept going in really stupid directions and I got really pissed off. I thought of just calling it a night, but I finally hit the right spot and finished. ENJOY OR ELSE.
1/11/05 - DINOSAURUS!
Well, another day, ANOTHER CHAPTER of Jailhouse Rock Saga.
Man, look at that image of the moment. I wish I could draw like Takahashi-sensei. She rules my face a trillion times over when it comes to drawing... and story writing... and having comics being adapted to animation... dammit. OH! Kenny's making comics too! Go there, read, and tell him to make a trillion more or I'll kill you. Just kidding. Peace out homiez.
1/10/05 - COME DIE WITH ME
Yessir, I just spent today watching South Park and MAKING A NEW COMIC. Just click that hyperlink. Man I gotta crap. Until next gay time!
1/9/05 - REVOLUTION!!!
I just added a NEW COMIC CHAPTER to the Jailhouse Rock Saga. I'm really enjoying writing this thing. Well, I'm in the process of wrapping up my first weekend as a 21-year old. I'd have to say the highlight of the weekend was when me and Anthony went bowling. I haven't bowled in such a long time (and I sucked ten asses because of that fact). But it was fun and interesting because I was allowed to stand around with a beer in my hand. They were fucking expensive. Well, look forward to more comic updates!
1/5/05 - STAND BY YOUR MAON
Wooo-eee!!! NEW CHAPTER OF THE JAILHOUSE ROCK SAGA ADDED!!
In about 20 minutes I'll be legally allowed to buy beer. And that's EXACTLY what
I'm going to do. 711 or Safeway? Safeway. Man this is going to furiously rock
for a few days until I feel like some loser drunk. Oh well, this weekend I'll
get it all out of my system and then the following week will be one big
hangover. Until next time!
1/4/05 - A HERO TO SOME
Mother fuck him AND John Wayne! Oops. Uh, I mean... A new comic has been added! It is the beginning of the end of Season 5 and it's gonna be a good story. Keep on reading in a free world!!!
12/21/04 - 4 NEW COMICS!!!
I added 4 new holiday comics! Go ahead and read them and get in the spirit of going to a crowded mall and watching your money disappear into the hands of countless faceless corporations... Also, get in the spirit of the holidays! The snowman in "I'm gaaaaay!" was heavily inspired by the snowman from Threebrain's Christmas Countdown
12/19/04 - HAPPY HOLIDAYZ!!
Well I added a couple holiday images up there. That's about it other than me talking right here. Well, I've been talking about a few things on the board in case you missed it. I'm gonna be doing OFFICIAL COMIC BOOKS that you can buy! I'm gonna try to release "season 1" by the end of January! WOO! All the comics will be remastered and colored in! Some will even be rewritten!! That's right, I'm gonna George Lucas them for the official releases. Fear not, my feathered friends, the original versions will always be available here. Fuckin George Lucas.
In other news, I've been doing some touchup work on Mike Episode 7 storyboards and script. I've been actually writing the fight's final version. I'm listening to Michael Jackson right now. He used to rock so hard. I really want to try hard to finish episode 7 by the end of the Winter quarter. I really can't make any promises though, cause I don't know how hard things will get.
As of right now, I'm back at work in my cubicle ** ********. Hard stuff. It's been a hard quarter full of wackity crap. I've drawn a lot of comics and there'll hopefully be more coming up soon before I head over to the east after XMas. Oh well. This year there's no XMAS special, but there is always Kenny and Graeme's XMAS Cartoon as well as Threebrain's XMAS Countdown!!! Threebrain is doing one a day until XMAS starts! Look out for the snowman. He's fucking wonderful. Well I gotta sleep so I can wake up and drive to work in heavy traffic half asleep. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Hopefully I'll get to say that again before I go back to escuela.
12/1/04 - BIG ASS UPDATE
First thing's first: 2 NEW COMICS!! Pat Benetar rules. I just got done hours and hours of scanning and compiling A FUCKLOAD OF NEW SKETCHES! It's been a while since I ripped out all the random ass looseleaf paper sketches from my notebooks and scan them. It took soooo long.
Enjoy! Clown PRIDE!
11/22/04 - ITEKIMASU! New Comic for all y'all to read. Well, that's gonna be it until maybe next Wednesday. In 15 minutes I'm gonna go down to the airport and get on a plane and go to New Jersey. I'll be there from tomorrow 'till early Sunday.
It should be a blast and I'll get to eat my aunt's meatball soup. Peace out you silly bitches. Until next time!
11/17/04 - CAMP ANAWANA
I just added 2 NEW COMICS for you folks to read. Boy what a week it's been. Tough, tough, tough. Well, on the bright side the girl that makes my burritos now remembers what I like on mine. Now I don't have to talk to her when I want a burrito! It's like she's reading my mind!!! Earlier tonight, when I was running, some guy walking by himself just fucking farted on me. I turned back to give him an angry look, but he didn't give a shit and kept walking without noticing the fury in my face. Oh well. Like they say: "You can't give a mean look to every asshole that farts on you as you're trying to keep in shape." Until next time!
11/15/04 - 3 NEW COMICS! GROPOS! Here they are! Man what a day. It's been way too long.
11/9/04 - ACOUSTIC ALBUM!
I just finished production on
Songs in the key of FUCK!, my acoustic CD. Now you can find it at the
store! It's 11 songs + hidden track. About
34 minutes total. It's $8.99. Buy away! I will be adding "Alan's House of Suffering" to the music downloads page shortly. Enjoy!
11/8/04 - QUANTOM PHYSICS 3 NEW COMICS!!!! In other news, there's this fly
in my room that I have not been able to kill... That bastard.
11/3/04 -ELECTION SHIT PART II
It's official. Bush won. As I promised, here's a comic. Well,
what can I say? I didn't want Bush to win. A lot of people I know didn't. Every member of
the Juiceman staff was a Kerry supporter in this election, except for Joe who voted for GG
Allin and Jesse who's not 18 yet.
To all you Bush supporters out there, congrats. To everybody mourning over the loss of
Kerry, hang in there. I know it's a horrible thing to say, but now we get to look forward
to 4 more years of good satire (Daily Show, South Park). And even if Bush fucks up terribly,
I'll still do all I can to bring you comics and cartoons to laugh at and enjoy. I'm
gonna leave Frank the Tank up as the image of the moment for a while. I think we all need
to remind ourselves that there are awesome people like him out there.
11/3/04 -ELECTION SHIT
Well, maybe I'll look back on this post as some historic momento or something, but right
now, Bush is at 249 and Kerry's at 242. It's SOOOO Close! And it's frustrating the
crap out of me. I decided that no matter what the outcome is, it deserves a comic
written about it. So look forward to that. Or don't. Well, back to eating funyuns
and watching CNN. Latez.
11/1/04 - BACKFLIP INTO JELLO
My update titles are just like my comic titles. Stupid, random, and only sometimes
having to do with what I want to say. Anyway, 2 NEW COMICS!
Also, read the HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! And the board's working, too. Late!
11/1/04 - HALLOWEEEEEEEEN
Oh man. A Halloween Special Comic Strip is up! Go read!
But before you do, make sure you've read all the season 5 comics so far. Not only
is it a Halloween Comic, but it's a continuation of the wacky shit that's been happening
to the juiceguys lately. Man I'm so sleepy. Also, head over to
Kenny and Graeme's Site and check out THEIR halloween cartoon! It's funny as fuck.
LATER!!!!!!
10/27/04 - CAWLMIX
Yep. 2 more comics to read. The board's acting
funky again. I'm really sorry.
10/27/04 - NEW MESSAGE BOARD
Okay, the MESSAGE BOARD is back up. Only thing is, everyone
has to re-register. Heh heh heh.... heh... do it.
10/26/04 - BAG OF FOOL'S GOLD
Okay, 4 NEW COMICS to distract you! Go read them! So today
I spent the morning drinking a shitload of red bull and studying math equations for
this shitty test I had to take at 3:30. When I got back to my dorm, all I wanted to
do was sit here and play with my balls or something, but then I decided to tear out
some comic strips from my various notebooks and put the sons of mothers up.
Oh. Maybe I should address the message board problem. Jesse and Fyta and I are having a
crazy amount of trouble backing up the board from the old server and putting it on the
new one. The last thing any of us want to do is start from scratch. I mean, Jay had
something like four billion posts! We're working on it. Please be patient. That's what
this site's all about. Waiting for painful amounts of time to see things happen.
On a lighter note, halloween's coming up and I've been thinking of writing a "halloween
special" comic. I'd like to see Bob as a prostitute. Wait. He already is. Well, see you later!
10/18/04 - THINGS
Well, I changed the format of the links page and added a few more and took some down.
I also added my Viraxo acoustic show to The Music Page. So there's some stuff to
listen to while you're sitting in chair. Well time for some weekly Johnage. This morning I
slept in and attempted to skip Literature without being caught. I was caught. Oh well.
The other day I was watching Full House and realized that Bob Saget is a lot funnier anywhere
else. Actually, in America's Funniest Home Videos he was pretty damn cheesy. But I guess
that's what old people like: a non-threatening young person. But in Dumb and Dumberer
he cracked me up. And he actually DIRECTED this movie: That's right. Because of that, I will NEVER doubt Bob Saget again.
Dirty Work is one of the greatest movies of my time. Anyone who doesn't know about that
movie is a whippersnapper. Well, I have a few unfinished comics that should be up
some time this week. Until then! Here's a picture of Darminius I drew with my left hand on the mouse.
10/11/04 - THE UMPIRE STRIKES OUT
It's been a little over a week, but I added 3 NEW COMICS!!! Man my legs are tired
cause I started running again. I had the best burrito I've had in a LONG time tonight at dinner. And it was
made by this girl that used to be pregnant. Then she had a baby and made me a burrito.
10/5/04 -THE GREAT UPDATE
Every now and then there are great days in juiceman webpage progress. Today is one of those
days. First of all, NEW CARTOON IS UP! it's Fandango #2. Hope
you like the crappyness. Second of all, the Character
Guide is 100% Complete as of now. It includes all characters from comic strips
seasons 1-4 and the animations.
9/27/04 - THE CURSE ENDS!
Well, guys. I added the last two episodes of "The Curse" comic.
This also marks the end of comic strips season 4. New school year, new classes, new frame
of mind, therefore a new comic season shall begin. Also, Mike Saga Episode 7 animation
will begin shortly.
9/22/04 - THREEBRAIN HURRY!
Added PART 8 of "the curse" comics. CALL THE CRITON! CALL THE CRITON!
FLINGFLING! FLINGFLING! FLINGFLIIINNGG!!
9/20/04 - BACK AT DORMO
Well, first, go LOOK AT THE NEW COMIC!!! It's part 7 of "the curse."
I'm back at my dorm at UC Santa Cruz. I'll give a college rant tomorrow, I spent all day
on this comic. It's SOOOOO long...
9/18/04 - PART SIXXX
Another installment of the curse has been added. Today I told myself
to take a break but I wouldn't listen. Enjoy!
9/16/04 - YET ANOTHER INSTALLMENT The Curse, PART 5 has been added to the comic strips section.
This one took me all fucking day. Dance to my pain, everybody.
9/13/04 - NEW CARTOON!
GO WATCH "THE TRIAL!!!" This is a new short cartoon I just
finished. Enjoy!
9/13/04 - HIBERNATION
Well, after I released Mike Episode 6, I decided to become
a hermit and not update my site. But I'm updating now? Why?! Because today's Anthony's
birthday. You know what that means? A NEW ERIK THE JUICEMAN SHORT! Hold on to your pants,
cause this one's gonna be fantastic.
8/29/04 - ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE New comic strip waiting to be read. Yeah, I think that I'm gonna
dish out a comic strip for every night that Mike Saga Episode 6 isn't up on the site.
At least i'll try to. Today was some seriously hard stuff. Well, I broke 95%.
I'm ahead of "schedule." That schedule would be the stupid one I posted on my
livejournal a while back. So far it's been a pretty accurate prediction.
I haven't shaved in days. Man oh man I feel disgusting. I barely left
this chair all day. Yup. That's the sign of a nearly-completed cartoon.
Tomorrow I finish. But please don't get your hopes up. After I finish the
actual cartoon, I have to go and add this and that. I need sleep.
8/28/04 - HEGOPART
I added a new comic strip that was actually started
a while ago but finished the other day. In other news, I've set the release date of
Mike Episode 6 to Friday, September 3 at latest. The wait is almost over...
Or is it.....?
8/16/04 - PACO CERVEZA
More animation's done.
8/08/04 - BLIMPIES
Well I finally got around to doing some animating today. Man what a hard day. Seriously. From
2 till 11:30. It's lookin pretty good so far I think. Anyway, enjoy
the larger number and the picture of Elvis and I.
7/24/04 - LINKSOS / GOIN TO VEGAS
First of all, head the fuck on down to Kenny's Site and check out
his new cartoon "Long Nights." Email that fucker like crazy and beg him to make more. Anyway, I also added
a few more links including Audrey's chainmail store and some more of my favorites. So head on down to the
Links Page and do some shit. I'm drinking beer.
I'm also going to be in Las Vegas on vacation for the next week. So don't think I'm dead
because the percentage isn't rising. Think I'm dead because you hear in the news that our plane crashed. Just
kidding (hopefully.) But seriously, I'm afraid of airplanes. When I'm back from Las Vegas, there'll be a trillion new
comic strips for youse to watch.. And somehow I vow that I'll make it to the message board to respond to you guys
talking about shit. Later, mans.
UPDATE!!
I finally got around to fixing the Outfaced link
on the links page. Since mp3.com is down,
I decided to host their 3-song demo on the server. People need to
hear these guys. Enjoy!
7/21/04 - HALF WAY!
FUCK YES! It always gets me pumped when I get half way done a
cartoon. It gets me even more pumped when I'm complete.
I can't wait to show youse guys this things.
7/20/04 - JINGLE
I name updates the same way I name comic strips. Speaking of which,
NEW COMIC STRIP! Today was a pretty harsh
day of animation. A lot of complicatedness, but it's looking pretty
good.
7/12/04 - HANNAH BARBERA RUINED CARTOONS
Well, there's yet another NEW COMIC! Sorry
about the delay in percentage, I've been working on a really
complicated scene that involves a person walking. If there's
two things I can't stand drawing it's walking scenes and hands.
Hang on tight, cause hopefully this weekend will bring a huge rise in percentage.
7/11/04 - SMILEY JOE
It's been a while since I added a NEW COMIC,
so I went ahead and did just that. Enjoy! Until next time!
6/27/04 - AIN'T DEAD
For the longest while I've been working on a very difficult sequence
for the next episode. Although it doesn't look like much, I got a lot
done. Expect the percentage to keep climbing steadily over the week.
6/14/04 - BRING ME DINNER NOW
Well, it's been a while. I added a new comic
today. Hope you like it. Today I started my executive bastard computer
job today. Man oh man I predict insanity. In other news, if you
head on down to the store, I posted the "Alan's House of Suffering"
CD. Until now, it's never been released. If you wanna buy it and get
the fancy packaging, go for it. But if I were you, I'd just wait till
I post the mp3's later on. Until next time!
6/04/04 - PALOOKA
Well, well, I added 2 COMICS today.
Enjoy! Until next time!
6/03/04 - OBOE
Yet another comic was added. There'll
probably be another comic tomorrow, as well. Tomorrow's strip
will probably be the last one until late next week after
finals and my battle with TITAN (the god of the waves).
Unfortunately, this quarter brought no new animated cartoons to youse
guys. I pray that this summer will be different. I also can't
believe that my 2nd year of college is almost done. I feel so old.
Cartoon-wise, this school year brought you four cartoons that I
like a lot: Mike Episode V, XMAS2, Bitch and Bitch Episode 1,
and Fandango. Look forward to the
start of production of Mike Episode VI in the next few weeks.
Thanks to everyone who visits this site. I hope to bring you great
things in the future.
6/02/04 - HEAD CANCER
I added 2 Comics for your viewing
"pleasure." Well, back to slavery.
5/27/04 - CINEMATIC
Right-o. NEW COMIC added today.
I have an announcement. Soon, all my music should be available for
download. I can't wait for youse guys to hear. Until next time!
5/21/04 - LIKE AN ARROW IN A LOAF OF BREAD
Okay, I added a new comic strip and I
also updated the music section with
a sub-section called "MUSICOGRAPHY" which is a listing and description
of music I've been involved with over the funtastic years.
5/18/04 - HEAR THE RASCOS
I wrote a new comic today. Check it out!
Today, I was programming Graph.c and GraphDriver.c and I got
to a certain point, but in the end when I called my graphCopy(G)
function, it gave me a "getCurrent() called on empty List()" error.
It seems like it has something to do with copy() in the List ADT.
Strange, because my printGraph() function calls copy() and works
fine... Sigh... Oh well. Until next time!
5/17/04 - REGINALD 3 NEW COMICS! Other than that, I may
or may not work on a new part of the page: About Me. I've been
wanting to do it for a while, but I don't really know what
to say about myself other than I'm a maniac. Until next time!
4/21/04 - NEATO!
New COMIC STRIP for your viewing pleasure.
Today I actually thought about starting to animate again, so that's
more progress than there has been in the past month. Wow. Also,
look forward to a really important comic strip saga premiere soon.
4/19/04 - CATMONGER
Well, I'm back from my "vacation" and added 3
NEW COMIC STRIPS! Enjoy!
4/8/04 - Break
Lately I've been having mixed feelings about this cartoon. To make
it short and sweet, I don't feel like animating it. So please stop
asking me when there's going to be a new episode because I honestly
don't know. Don't expect any new comics any time soon either.
This cartoon has been making me feel an incredible pressure that's
been changing Juiceman for the worse. Animating a new cartoon or
writing a new strip doesn't feel like a fun idea to me right now.
For the past 3 years I've been doing nothing but this cartoon.
Give me some time and I'll be back.
4/5/04 - DBZ SHAITH
I updated the page with two horrible yet funny fan-dubs of
Dragonball Z. Watch them while you can, cause they won't be
here for long. Dub 2 and Dub 3.
4/1/04 - SANFORD
As of today, this site is now SANFORD AND SON RULES THE PLANET!
new comic is added, also.
3/31/04 - ANOTHER RANDOM ADDITION
Wrote a NEW COMIC TODAY. Go look at it.
3/31/04 - SEASON 4 KICKOFF
New semester, new season. I wrote a
new comic for youse guys to watches.
3/29/04 - GRIZZLY FARKOS
Well, a new semester for me. That means NEW
COMIC STRIP! Enjoy.
3/23/04 - BITCH AND BITCH UP!!!!!!!
I am extremely proud to announce that Anthony D'Angelo's
BITCH AND BITCH CARTOON is finally done! Anthony did such
a great job and I am glad that I was able to help out.
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?! WATCH!
3/14/04 - LAST POST OF THE QUARTER?
Well, I added TWO MORE COMIC STRIPS
so go check that out. Also, this week is finals. It's been
a fucking busy and crazy semester for me. All I gotta do is
three more things and I'm done until the beginning of April.
Expect the production of Mike Episode 6 to begin soon. Hey,
I just thought of something. I shouldn't feel sorry for not
working on the Mike Saga. After all, I slaved my ASS off to
bring you my most elaborate work EVER, Erik the Fandango.
Later!
3/9/04 (10:18 PM) - URANIUM DEXTROS
I added 2 MORE COMICS to the latest
comic strip saga. ENJOY!
3/9/04 - TESTICLITES
Boy, I haven't updated in a long time. Fear not, bretheren!
I've been COMICING AWAY and there are
2 new comic strips! Enjoy. Progress
on Anthony D'Angelo's Bitch and Bitch cartoon is
way up on the percentages. Look forward to that!
2/23/04 - JAY'S TATTOO
This morning I got this picture in the mail... Oh my sweet merciful
711 nachos. At this moment I would like to offer an apology in advance
for anyone who has or plans on perminately engraving my crappy doodles
on themselves. It does look pretty cool, though, Jay. It's exactly
the same shot of Satan as in Episode 4.
This incident has inspired me to get the word "PENIS" tattooed across
my chest in cursive. It will be greater than Brad Nowell's "SUBLIME"
tattoo across his back. Because he's dead.
Anyway, in conclusion, I do not encourage getting tattoos of the
juiceman characters on yourself. But if you come to me like Jay did
and say, "Hey, I'm gonna get this done," I can't stop ya and I'll
totally take it as a compliment. Thank you, Jay.
2/18/04 - DEBATE!
Well, I added A New Comic Strip tonight.
This one took me about 2-3 weeks to finish. It was the
strip that refused to end until tonight. ENJOY!!
2/11/04 - Erik the Fandango
Yeah, as you can see, there have been a few
changes to the site. First of all,
ERIK THE FANDANGO is up. Due to a LARGE outcry
on the message board I just had to give the fans what they
wanted. However, I like "juiceman." So, don't worry, folks.
2/3/04 - LATE NIGHT VIDEO EXPERIMENT
Hey guys! Good ole Audrey sent me this webcam and I've been
making good use of it. It's 4:16 AM right now and late at
night I get really weird. CLICK HERE
TO WATCH! You need a DIVX codec of somesort to watch.
1/27/04 - HANDYMAN TRAILER
This is the moment you've all been waiting for. IT'S HERE.
THE HANDYMAN IV TRAILER IS HERE.
The DVD is available now from Joe. If you want the movie,
go to the message board and say stuff.
1/26/04 - OSCAR
I just thought I'd share that image with you. Look up above if somehow you
missed it. Oh, I'm not dead. Sorry for the lack of updates.
College, you know?
1/9/04 - GRIM POOPER 5 NEW COMICS MOFO! Go watch em, and LOOK AT THE
IMAGE OF THE MOMENT!
1/9/04 - BUSGO
First of all, check out the image of the moment if you already haven't.
There's gonna be a few new comic strips coming soon.
I know this, because I drew one the other day at economics.
Tomorrow I plan on not paying attention again, so THERE
SHALL BE MORE!
12/24/03 - NEW COMIC STRIPPO
I decided to draw this comic strip. Everyone have a Merry Christmas
and happy holiday. While you're at it, have a happy everything.
Later!
12/19/03 - NO MORE DVD
I closed the DVD section. Sorry to anyone who was wanting to buy
one. On the plus side, I'm gonna start Episode 6 of the
Mike Saga soon.
12/04/03 - XMAS 2 ADDED!!!
Enjoy, you guys. CLICK HERE to see
the new XMAS episode! It's December, peoples! REJOICE!
12/03/03 - ANIMATION COMPLETE
Ok, here's the deal. Tonight me and Audrey finished up the
rest of the cartoon itself. Right now I'm in tweaking mode.
I've still got to do the credits, fix up this and that, and
then I'll have the cartoon up maybe this Sunday.
12/01/03 - PORTER FILM FESTIVAL?
If anyone is in the Santa Cruz, CA area you might be able to
catch an early screening of "XMAS 2." Thing is, it might not get
into the lineup cause I missed a bunch of deadlines.
12/01/03 - GORTHAR
Climbing up the completedness ladder. Expect a release within the next
week or two.
11/25/03 - HAROLD THE FRUITSMITH
83%, man. Unfortunately that's all the progress there's gonna be
'till at least Sunday.
11/24/03 - JUMPIN JEHOSEFAT!
Yep. Technically this update is for the same day, since last night
I was up till 2:30 or so animating. Well, i got up to 75% complete!
WOO!!
11/24/03 - ME AND ERDS
Another five percent is complete of the XMAS episode. A fine five
percent at that. I'm expecting tomorrow to be a good good day for
animators everywhere.
11/21/03 - RELGOUD
I Proudly added another Joe comic at the image of the moment. My
favorite scene is when the guy is screaming at the girl's ass.
Anyway, after you see Joe's thing, go check out the
4 NEW COMICS.
11/20/03 - DOUGLER
Man what a tough night. I considered tonight's animation to be
the the hardest 5% so far. Thanks to Audrey I got it done. Her and I
were slaving away on the same... thing. Big O is pretty fucking rad.
A night's work done at 12:34. My favorite time of the day.
11/19/03 - HALF DONE!
In two weeks I somehow manages to bulldoze through half of this
episode already. Gosh golly! I decided that even if I don't add
any content to the site, I'm gonna bore you to death with my
blabbering. I did draw a comic strip today, but I want to wait
till I write a few more so I can just add a whole bunch.
For now, PEACE!
11/18/03 - 45% ALREADY
No content update. Hopefully that'll change tomorrow night with the
addition of another comic or something. Yesterday I talked about
Wizard of Oz. I might as well say something now... about...
biscuits. I really like biscuits and mashed potatos. I am so
hungry right now it's not even funny. Burritos are so wonderful.
11/17/03 - SOME WORDS
So tonight... Aside from animating to kingdom come, I watched the wizard of oz.
I realized that for some reason, that movie makes me feel violent inside, especially
the munchkins. But anyway, I heard a rumor that
one of the munchkins hung himself from a tree during the scene
where Dorothy, the scarecrow, and the tinman are first skipping
off together.. Well it's definitely a bird, not a man hanging.
The bird spreads one of its wings.
11/10/03 - XMAS!
In case you haven't noticed, I've added "XMAS EPISODE 2 STATUS" up there.
Now you can check my progress. The Mike Saga Episode 6 will be
animated after Christmas. Sorry, folks.
11/06/03 - SHIGGITYSHIT
Okay, so... Head down to FAN STUFF and check out that crazy picture
of Erik that Jay drew... Head down to COMIC STRIPS to check out the
2 latest comics... ENJOY!
10/29/03 - OUTFACED
This deserves an update. Anthony's band OUTFACED has its own site.
GO TO LINKS to check them out! GO NOW!!!
10/27/03 - THE GREAT UPDATE PART 2
Okay, CLICK HERE to read 13 new comic strips that
I added to the "First Season" of the comic strips. If you are clicking
on the "comic strips" link on the left, just click on the archive
link on the new comics page. ENJOY!!!
10/26/03 - THE GREAT UPDATE PART 1
Go to MUSIC for the 4 new MP3's that you
requested or didn't! Later tonight I hope to add a bunch of the
first season ETJM comics. I want to try to get the rest of the
first season up for viewing by the end of this week.
I like the art in Kid Notorious.
10/24/03 - RANMA 1/2 IS GREAT BUT SO IS INUYASHA
Well, I added yet another comic strip so go
check it out. A lot of people have been asking me about the
seriousness in "Up the Trees & Past the Sky." In that comic,
Mike brings up a serious topic to Satan. Ofcourse I gave the
comic one of my trademark "unresolved" endings. Mike has his own
past which will be revealed little by little depending on whether
or not people want to find out about him.
10/22/03 - CRAZY COMIC
Added a new COMIC STRIP. These past two days
I had to go to jury duty. But it was only the jury selection
process. Nonetheless I had to sit through 2 days of nothing.
Welp, ENJOY THE COMICS!
-10/19/03 - 4 MP3's
Well, I removed most of the songs, and added 4 songs a lot of you haven't
heard yet. From now on, instead of adding music, I'm going to "alternate."
Welp, enjoy!
-10/16/03 - QUACKTASTIC
Another day, another comic.
-10/15/03 - FANGUL
Ok I added 2 NEW COMICS!! WOOO! ENTHUSIASM!
GO DIRECT YOUR VISION AND MIND TOWARD THEM! Or eat pretzels. either is fine
-10/12/03 - MIKE EPISODE 3 RE-SCORE
Lately I've been obsessing over re-scoring the Mike saga with
all-original music. So I finally did it. Go check out
Mike Episode 3 and tell me what you think!
-10/02/03 - MIKE EPISODE 5 MIKE EPISODE 5 IS UP!! Go watch it
NOW NOW NOOWWW!!!!
-9/26/03 3:50 P.M. - BACK TO ESQUELA
I added a new COMIC STRIP for all y'all to
enjoy. In case you haven't been paying attention, the "percent done"
rised about 30% within the past few weeks or so. Unfortunately, I'm
currently on the most complicated scene of the cartoon, so you
might not see any percent rising until Sunday or Monday. After that,
just sit back and wait for the cartoon to be done! I'm expecting an
early October release. NEW COMIC!
-9/21/03 12:12 A.M. - TAPATIO
Well first off, I added a new COMIC STRIP
up. It's up on Season 3. Oh. Here's my story for the night. Anthony
dared me to chug Tapatio sauce straight from the bottle so I went
ahead and did the manly thing. Fuck. I threw up almost instantly.
Learn from my mistakes, peoples.
-9/08/03 8:17 P.M. - STORE
Go to the STORE for
stuff to buy! DO EET! Just so you know, the store is constantly
going to be updated, so don't worry if what you're looking for isn't
there. Also, things in the store may or may not be limited. So,
go for the bling.
-8/26/03 11:22 P.M. - 4 NEW COMICS
OKAY! Finally a sorta update. There are 4 new
COMICS STRIPS. However, 3 are old ones from
Season 2 and there's 1 new one in the continuing
Season 3. Okay, the story with the older ones is this:
I was either too lazy to put them on the site or thought they sucked or something.
BUT CHECK THEM OUT ANYWAY!! MANIFESTO!!
-8/18/03 12:46 P.M. - NEW AND IMPROVED BOARD!!!
check it. THANK YOU JESSEX10000000000000000000000000000000 and so on
-8/13/03 11:10 P.M. - NEW SECTION, YO
Head over to MISC and check out the new
FACTOIDS section. Enjoy.
-8/10/03 9:21 P.M. - ANOTHER SHORT CARTOON UP!!
Yeah, I got bored and I animated a random cartoon called "This Guy..."
Head on over to CARTOONS and check at the
very bottom of the page for "random cartoons." Hopefully I'll keep making these
dumb little things..... PEACE!
-8/4/03 6:27 A.M. - NEW SHORT CARTOON
I added a new SHORT CARTOON called "metaphoric
conunderum." Don't ask, it's probably one of my weird random cartoon titles...
Well WATCH IT!!!
-7/21/03 2:22 A.M. - GENO'S
Well, I drew a new Comic at Antoine's
work. Enjoy!
-7/19/03 - KENNY
Kenny, If you're reading this, I just wanted to let you know that
I checked out your site... I'm not even kidding when I say that
yours are the best cartoons I've seen in such a long time.
If you EVER need me to give you any voiceovers or anything, man,
you let me know.
And for people that don't know what I'm talking about, go to
Viraxo Corporation
and CHECK OUT THE CARTOONS, especially the ones by Kenny. I also
updated the Links section with his site
there. Dude, you seriously rock hard. Thank you for
brightening my days to come.
ALSO... check out the COMICS
section. I re-did it and sorta organized 'em... There's a new one up in the
Season 3 section. I wrote it at a cafe today.
-7/18/03 - GARFUNKEL
Well, not much to say, but I added a new SONG,
which is "I wish you would fucking die." If any of you have heard the
song before, this is a new version that me and anthony recorded last
week. ENJOY!
-7/09/03 - DVD PRICE CHANGE
Ok, you may have read that the DVD costs $20, but now I changed it to $12, shipping included.
ORDER THESE THINGS!!
-7/09/03 - DVD PAGE
I added the DVD Section. Please visit
that place for your DVD needs...
-7/08/03 - DVD COVER
There it is, up there.
-7/02/03 - DVD AND STUFF
Well first of all, I added two OLD COMICS.
Second of all, sorry for not updating in ten trillion years. Third of all,
I will post a page about the official DVD release. Har har.
-6/03/03 - MERF Lunch Table Comics.
Go there NOW. I added the one that Chris Grigg wrote the dialogue for.
-6/02/03 - MORE AND MORE LIKE MAXIMUS
More Lunch Table Comics. I
added the episodes up to and including the 1st appearance of Satan.
I really can't wait to re-write all of these to animation format.
-5/28/03 AGAIN - ORIGINAL COMIC SERIES
Head over to COMIC STRIPS and click on
the "OLD COMICS" section. Enjoy!
-5/28.03 - UPDATE
Okay, I added a COMIC STRIP... Other
than that, I've been writing more Juiceman stuff to do in the
future.
-5/14/03 - DIGGITY DAMN
Well, as usual, I added 2 new COMIC STRIPS.
Some good news coming in the way of John. At some point next week,
Audrey comes out here. Tis going to be great fun!
-4/24/03 - HOW FISH GOT CAUGHT
Okay, many of you may or may not be wondering how Jordan k. Fish
got caught.
Here's what my main man Jesse had to say:
"when doing regular server maintainence i looked at the etjm access log and got the ip 169.203.110.1, which got thousands of hits. so i looked this up and found that the same address had launched the denial of service attack that comprimised the site in the first place. i tracerouted the ip to somewhere in michigan. i thought that fish was probably smart enough to have used a proxy server for the hack. so i called my contact at KRNIC and got a complaint filed and a tier1 invesigation launched. it NMAPed back to nebraska. i called the ISP that owns the IP block that 169.203.110.1 belongs to, told them the situation and they in turn gave KRNIC the account information. my contact relayed back the information. turns out the account was registered to something called Fish Consulting."
So there you have it. Enjoy!
-4/23/03 - RETURN OF THE JUICEMAN
Jordan k. Fish is through. He was arrested last night and I got
the web site back today. I will soon put up a page documenting the
whole ordeal of his hacking of my site.
Well, it's mine again... So what's new?
I added a new CARTOON called "You're Fired." Also,
head on down to Comic Strips where I added
3 NEW COMIC STRIPS! WAAHHH!! I'M BACK!!!
-4/14/03 - NEW STRIP / 2 NEW SKETCHES / IMPORTANT NEWS
Okay, first of all, 1 New Comic Strip is up. Also,
head over to the MISC section and go to "sketches" and
you'll find 2 new sketches....
If you have been reading up on the message board, there has been
talk about someone named Jordan k. Fish hacking this site. Me and
funkmaster Jesse discovered that it would be nearly impossible for
any hacking to be done. Don't worry. Who is Jordan Fish? He used to
be my partner when I had a Zelda site. He is upset with me for not
partnering up with him again for ETJM, when I lost contact with him.
Things will be fine. Later doods!
-4/8/03 - LOTJ
Yet another L.O.T.J. installment by Fred. It
might even be the last installment of that section.
-4/7/03 - 4 NEW COMIC STRIPS
Still Sick. 4 NEW COMICS
-4/6/03 - NEW COMIC STRIP
Check it. COMICS... I'm so sick. I drew
that when I was sick which is now. Sitting here on the computer...
-4/1/03 - NEW LOTJ
Good ole fred wrote an L.O.T.J. entry.
Check it out.
-3/31/03 - BAD RELIGION = GOOD BAND
So I just got back from my spring break. Wow, I've completed two quarters
already and here comes my third and final quarter of the year. I'm taking
Engineering Math, Computer Programming, and Global Politics. Sound fun?
Didn't think so. Well, at least I'm going to be working on the Mike Saga
Episode 5. Make sure you check the progress thingie.
-3/15/03 - JUICEMAN ON TV & NEW ICONS/WALLPAPER!
Well, I was getting breakfast this morning and good ole James walks up
to me and says "Did you know that your cartoon was on TV last night?"
And I almost dropped my biscuits and was like "Holy... hell..." The
story is, I submitted Mike Saga Episodes #1-4 to the Porter Film festival
and all this weekend they're airing it. So, if you're in UCSC,
watch it!! Wow, one step closer to my dream being realized.
Also, head down to AIM Icons where
Jesse and I added new icons and wallpapers.
-3/14/03 - NEW ICONS
I went ahead and added new AIM Icons!
There are new satan and emily ones from mike episode 4. They're cool-like.
I hope Jesse isn't mad at me for altering his HTML script without him.
ENJOY!
I finally updated the LINKS...
Oh, also, check out MISC and the new COMIC STRIPS
if you already haven't.
-3/13/03 - LOTS OF STUFF!
OK, There are FOUR NEW COMIC STRIPS, a MISC.
section (including t-shirt designs and sketches)... ENJOY!
-3/10/03 - sorry for the shit
recently, the site's been down for a couple days or so, but i think
it was worth it. right now I'm hooked up to a brand new super-fast
server thanks to JESSE, who also brought back the AIM ICONS.
Nothing new, except that... New image of the moment... Been bored.
OH! Go to the message board and let me know what you want to see next!
-2/13/03 - EPISODE 4 IS UP
yup.
-2/10/03 - RELEASE DAYAT
Look up! Mike Episode 4 is to be released Friday.
-2/3/03 - RELEASE DATE SOON?
Well who knows... It's just that if you've been paying attention to the
"status" up at the top of this page, you could see that progress is
swingin'... At the end of this week, if all my plans go through, I'll be
78.8% done. AND that's if I'm ahead of schedule...
-1/25/03 - STATUS THING
I added the "Mike Saga Episode 4 Status" thing. If you didn't see it,
it's under the logo. I'll update the status at the end of every night
if possible.
-1/24/03 - NEW COMICS
I love doing this shit. Check it out!
-1/21/03 - NEW SECTIONS/NEW COMIC
Okay, well, I added another comic thingie that I drew in crappity
class. OH! I added a COMIC STRIPS section
and a F.A.Q. section! YEAH!
-1/14/03 - NEW COMIC
This is obviously the first update of the new year. Okay, I kinda
purposely put that new logo image there to mislead all of you, because
I'm apparently a bastard. I'm working on Mike Episode 4 and it's amazing.
I don't mean to brag, but you guys will love this. Anyway, I added Jammin' Down the Bridge,
which is an online comic. I drew this while not paying attention in
Computer programming class... Enjoy!
-12/18/02 - PIZZA JOB
this winter break has been packed with fun-ness. and by fun i mean
HELL!!!! well not really. i'm working at a pizza place delivering pizzas
like a chump. other than that, i've been working on the Juiceman DVD.
it's a great thing. oh. i updated the logo, ofcourse, and i put up new pictures
on the cast page.
-11/25/02 - TAKE BACK THE DANCE HALL
so yeah, i'm here in college and i'm bored. so bored. and worried.
silly place. i just added a new image of the moment. i wonder if the
renewal period of erikthejuiceman.com is coming soon. crap.
probably... i'll start working on some sort of cartoon probably tomorrow.
yeah. later, peoples...
-11/5/02 - SOME WORDS
people, here is the low down, finally. i have not been working on any
new episode, really. it sucks a whole whole lot. i'll describe my
progress on mike episode 4: almost all the voices have been recorded,
except for a scene that anthony and i want to add in. the first third
of the audio is mixed, and the "previously" scene is animated. the opening and title
are put together... uhm.
i animated a stick-figure model of a running sequence where satan runs and screams and raises his
fist to hit mike... and that's about it.
i really want to animate this episode, trust me. it's just that college
has taken over every aspect of my free time. when i'm not in class, i'm
either working on an assignment or napping or trying to relax and failing.
i really want to work on this, because some of the funniest shit happens in mike episode 4,
and it's the most action i'll ever animate so far. it's a challenge, but a fun challenge.
i just hope you guys can wait. juiceman is truly my passion, and it's
driving me insane that i can't work on it all the time like i used to
be able to in highschool. sigh... enough of the emo.
JAY, thanks for waking me up earlier. no, really. i was able to see the new
he-man adaptation for the first time... it is so beautiful. it comes on
at 5 on cartoon network. it's GENIUS!
i've been living off of anime lately. i watch a lot of ranma 1/2. it
makes my days. guys, i exist for your entertainment, and that's not a
grim statement. it's true, making people enjoy themselves is what drives me.
i won't leave you here with nothing between now and mike episode 4. maybe i'll
post some online comic strips, or a sequel to Stab the Man, or something.
i'll talk to you later.
-10/29/02 - LOTJ MADNESS
i added not one, but THREE new entries to LOTJ!!
enjoy. i'm not dead.
-10/11/02 - GAME!
i added a new game called stab the man. play it!
-10/3/02 - FUCK
not really. but I added 2 new LOTJ entries, and
updated the series page with summaries for
all 11 episodes of the Mike Saga. Oh, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE NEW
CARTOON, ONCE MORE.
-9/14/02 - UC SANTA CRUZ
Well folks, i just moved into my dorm at UC Santa Cruz! It should be major
major majore fun, hopefully. Check out L.O.T.J. for
a brand fuckin' new story by FRED. The new cartoon should be up soon, i'm not
sure when... but until then, enjoy yourselves. PEACE
-9/9/02 - A CONTEST... A REAL ONE THIS TIME
For more info check out my post on the message board.....
-9/4/02 - ANNOUNCEMENT!
Here we go. I hereby announce the next cartoon release.
It will NOT be the mike saga episode 4. Instead, i will present to you
the beginning of a brand new series. It'll be called "Erik the Juiceman:
The Beginning." These episodes will be based on the old juiceman
comic strips i drew back in the day. Don't worry. Mike episode 4
will most likely come soon after. I also plan on making XMAS episode 2.
oh! more good news! my good friend and biological father Jay just got
his book of poetry published. I've been sent a promotional copy. I'll
let everyone know how it is once i read it. PEACE OUT BITCHES! oh, one more
thing. i really really really hate war.
-9/1/02 - HANTAK PUSENTO
but sserrioussly, ffollkss!
-8/28/02 - I AM A GOLDEN SPENKLER
nothing new. just a new image of the moment, letting y'all know
that i'm still alive. Jay's here, and it's rockin'
-8/21/02 - JAY PA PA PA PAYA
So, here's the deal. Go to LOTJ immediately or I will
personally take time away from my pizza delivery job to hunt you down and
throw an egg at your ass. Jay just wrote this super-cool 3rd episode of "legend of the john."
Kioku no hashi ni nokoru sono gensoo, It's coming down
-8/15/02 - I AM UNDERWEARGUITAR
Audrey and I are working on a cartoon that involves our real lives. It is
VERY realistic and good. Later.
-8/9/02 - HOLY CRAP!!!!
I just added a whole shitload of original juiceman songs in the MUSIC
section, thanks to a recent webspace donation thanks to Bottle Caps for the Boy Scouts of America.
The webmaster of that site, Hank Serario is a kind man for giving me
some of his webspace... I put up some music to hold ya off till episode 4. ENJOY NOW!!!
-8/9/02 - (Wait a minute!)
i just majorly updated the VOICE CAST section
of this shitty page. It now has a more complete list of all the
roles so far.. And it has a new "Special Guest" section. En-jo-y.
-8/8/02 - CHOTO MATTE KURE
everyone's lines are in for episode four. that's write, i wrote "four" instead
of just pushing the "4" key. and i love it. i love it so much that i
am going to go now. but before i go i must say that i am not in any
way a supporter of indiscriminate grappling. so if you record a thing,
just email the synthesised version to this
email address. if you listen closely, you'll hear jesus. that's
right, he lives in santa cruz. i will see him soon, for i am not a
bird, not a disc jockey. NOT ANY MORE!!!! but seriously, check out that
image of the moment.
-7/31/02 - GEORGE W. BUSH
well, here is another update. there's nothing really new on the site
except a new image of the moment and audrey question of the week.
soon i will be starting MIKE EPISODe 4 for all of you idiots out there
like myself.. there's some mayhem going on on the message board
so head on down there to see what's been going on. yeah. cowboy bebop still rules
no matter how many times i watch the series. can't wait for the movie to be
released in the states. i like my ass to be rubbed with papaya cream.
-7/22/02 - PORNOGRAPHY
i dunno why i put that there. but anywho.. i just felt like putting
up a new image of the moment.. cause i've just been doodling here...
tomorrow i see audrey again!! it's gonna be super fuckin' cool. hmm..
that's probably why i doodled that emily-satan picture up there.
i also drew a really cool mike picture that i'll put up later..
but yeah, i've got some ideas in mind for XMAS EPISODE 2... even
though xmas isn't for a while, i just thought it would be fun to think about.
but yeah, episode 4 will be on its way soon. that's when the
cool stuff happens. i strained my voice doing satan's "lines" which
involved a lot of screaming and yelling and "HIYAH!!" noises.. blah.
-7/18/02
My friends, I present to you, a new piece by Jay DiNovi. It is called
"Legend of the John: Forces of the Origin Reunite." It is about my re-uniting
with my biological mom and dad. He wrote EXACTLY what happened. EX-ACT-LY. So
head on over to LOTJ and check it out.
Oh yeah. I've resolved my quarrels with angelfire. How? Ask me on
the phone and I'll tell you.
-7/16/02
Well people, I'm sorry for not updating the site in a while.. What happened
was: I was in NJ with Audrey and people for 2 weeks, and right after
I got home from that, my family and i went on a vacation to vegas.
Let me tell ya something about Jersey. It grows on you like crazy.
Well, I was born and raised there, so it would make sense. Also,
recently I met (for the first time) my biological father Jay. He rocks.
So.. I bet you are all wondering "what's next!?!? OH GOD HOW LONG UNTIL
THE NEXT CARTOON!!??!" Well your many prayers to Christ have been
answered. This week, the erik the juiceman voice cast will be recording
lines for the Mike Saga, Episode 4 "Let the beatings commence." Maybe
I should tell them this.... Oh well.. On another note, I hate angelfire.
For all those who don't know what angelfire is; it's a service that hosts
web pages for free. They are the worst. Although I am currently hosted by them, they are
doing a shitty job. I have TERRIBLE bandwith and only 20mb to put up
cartoons and stuff.. I DEMAND SPACE!!! AND I DEMAND NOT TO PAY FOR IT!!!
If there is anyone out there that has a solution to my angst, PLEASE email me
at JohnnyFaggot@erikthejuiceman.com.
Until then, angelfire, if you read this, i hate you. Seriously.
OH! I also added a LOTJ entry by Audrey.. And if you notice
that a few things have been taken down, it's because of ANGELFIRE.
-6-12-02
I just added The World is on Fire, which is also
known as the "satire episode." This has nothing whatsoever to do with the Mike saga.
This was done for SCHOOL.. Enjoy.. if you can.
-6-7-02
Here is a very important update. Go to LOTJ immediately. Read
the first episode..
-5-27-02
Jesse made an awesome AIM Buddy Icons/
Wallpaper page.. Go there, check it out! Oh, and Episode 3 is making
progress, my feathered friends...
-5-23-02
OK, check out the LOTJ section on the left there.. It should be
pretty cool... I mentioned D in this update.
-5-20-02
Alright, let's get this party started.. Recently I re-united phonely
with my biological dad-papa, Jay DiNovi. He's quite a guy. This is
worthy of an update, seeing as how the experience has already
boosted my motivation a million times over.. I'm on the phone with
Audrey right now. She wants to kiss me. I think that's wonderful.
Bye! OH YEAH! Check out the "image of the moment!"
-5-1-02
WOOOOO!!! The grand opening of www.erikthejuiceman.com. YES!!! I
added a new logo, as well as a brand new "audrey question of the
week." No new cartoons, as usual. Episode 3 is lookin' pretty sharp..
Guess what.. I get to see it and you guys don't. That's what's great
about being god of this cartoon. Other than that it's been a shitty
day. Later.
-4-5-02
AHA!! See!?!? New Audro question of the fuckin' week!! Yeah. Well, I'm
still a-workin' on episode 3 of the mike saga thing. My balls smell really
bad. REALLY bad. Anyway, let me talk about THE BITCH AND BITCH SAGA!!!
This is a brand new cartoon series brought to you by the brilliant mind of Anthony
D'Angelo (voice of Mike, Big Mules, and that guy at the mall that complains about X-MAS
shopping.) But anyway, Bitch and Bitch stars Johnny Flashman, Doggy Dog, Policeman Humpos, and
others as well. STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO.
-3-9-02
bitches
-3-3-02
Dear Erik the Juiceman fans,
Things right now are rather topsy-turvy. I recently got new classes
in school and they are incredibly hard and require a lot of work and
studying. I have: Calculus, Satire, Civics, Physics. But enough bitching.
I just wanted you guys out there to know that Erik the Juiceman is FAR
from dead. It will just take a long time before the next cartoon comes
out. I am actually working on 2 episodes right now. One is a school
project for my Satire class, and the other is THE MIKE SAGA EPISODE 3.
Unfortunately, things are going very slow here. Just bare with me.. I
plan on releasing two cartoons in APRIL some time. My future plans are
as follows: Finish THE MIKE SAGA by the end of the summer. After
that, I will start animating the comic strip episodes. Hopefully
that'll be done by the middle of next year.. After that, It'll just be
episodes coming and coming and coming and eventually (next summer, not this one)
I will start the next saga. So yeah, we're not dead here.
-John, creator.
-1-14-02
WELL, It's taken quite a long time, but I just updated the CHARACTERS
page so it's much more informative.. Every character has their own detailed bio-page, even MIKE! I also
added a SERIES PAGE, which has much info about everything that ever
happened in Erik the Juiceman so far.. That includes an UP TO DATE episode guide that
even covers the Comic Series and the Mike saga (even episodes that haven't
been animated)... so CHECK IT OUTA!! and OH MY GOD!! My very good buddy Anna
did a ceramic Satan!! It is the coolest, most detailed thing I've ever
seen dedicated to a character.. Audrey, you have some TOUGH competition
if you're thinking of winning this Fan-Art contest.. PEACE!!
-1-9-02 AHH!! HAHAHAAAAHAA!!! MY GLORY!!!!!!
THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! Oh yeah... there will be more detailed character
bios and a new "series" section up soon. it will be of great use... umm.
umm..... HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAA!!!!!! finally..
-1-6-02 CONTEST!!!!! There is a fan art contest going on right now.
Here's what you do. You draw your favorite character, send it to me in BMP, GIF,
or JPEG format (those are standard.) My email is Gobolatula@aol.com and i'll look at every
entry. The "winner" "wins" an autographed sketch of their favorite character by
myself and whoever does the voice for him/her. SEND IN
ENTRIES!!!!
-1-5-02 Look at the bottom of this page. It's the AUDREY
QUESTION OF THE WEEK!!
-11-26-01 I just added THE MIKE SAGA -
EPISODE 2!!!! Download it now. Also, my next project is the ERIK THE
JUICEMAN CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!
-10-28-01 I added a whole lot of sections
to this site.. It should now be a whole lot more useful. And good.
-10-27-01 Well, today I start fixing up the juiceman site GOOD. And I
did. ALSO, THE
FOOTBALL GAME is up!!
-6348 BC
This is a fake update that I actually put up 8/21/02. If you're reading
this you've been had. Now go back to the top and ignore this if
you want a free egg salad sandwich (and i know you do.)
